Some crazy, homeless dude calls into Fox and Friends pretending to be the President. Eventually, the anchors catch on and cut him off after thirty short minutes in which he admits to the Stormy Daniels affair and ruins Michael Cohen’s legal strategy. We’ve got soundbites of the best part including the Toby Keith song that starts the whole thing (and further kills the world’s opinion of country music). Also, looks like Bill Cosby and his pudding pop are off to prison after convictions for assault.